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Joke of the Day

"How are kids like piano keys? All the black ones are accidentals."

"What is the name of that casino on the beach? Pair-a-dice."

"Two Centaurs Two centaurs are playing rough and things getting heated. Are they man-handling each other or just horsing around?"

"What do you call a beach with crooked waves? [OC] A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)"

"I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Fucking firemen."

"Wanna hear a racist joke ? Donald Trump"

"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"

"Girls : ""Do I look fat?"" A girl asked a high-school boy, ""Do I look fat?"" The boy replied, ""Where?"" [teenage]"

"Probably the hardest part about being God is deciding between two equally terrible youth soccer teams that have just prayed to win."

"A blind guy and a homeless man walk into a bar... The blind guy says to the bum, ""I'm drunk, what's your excuse?"" ...My attempt at a ""walks into a bar"" joke..."