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Joke of the Day

"Fact: 98% of Jeep owners are guys named Jake, who wear shorts in the winter, and work at Starbucks."

"George Michael was upset to find he had let a chocolate bar melt in his pocket It was just a careless whisper"

"Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster"

"What are David Cameron's favorite people to have sex with? Cops"

"Umm if Jesus only died for my sins to manipulate me into joining his religion maybe he's not such a ""nice guy"""

"What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer."

"Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!"

"What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend? You're so shelfish!"

"Dog keeps sighing melodramatically. I know he wants me to ask him what's wrong, but I'm not falling for it."

"If at first you don't succeed, you're assembling furniture from IKEA."