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Joke of the Day
"A Portuguese, a Greek and a Spaniard go into a bar. Who pays? A German."
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"Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables? Because they're meteor"
"It's oddly fitting that most Americans celebrate Presidents' Day by taking the day off and not doing the job they were hired to do."
"People think it's okay to drive like assholes until we end up at a stoplight together and I'm dropping my rottweiler through their sunroof."
"I recently read a book by Donald Trump on finance It had 9 chapter 11s."
"What do you call it when you use your debit card to pay to have sex with a MtF illegal immigrant Paperless trans action"
"The Internet. The internet: Where Men are Men, Women are Women, and children are the FBI..."
"Every time I meet someone new, my girlfriend gets a slap across the face. I really need to stop high-fiving people."
"So I was talking to my 13 year old friend online.... And out of nowhere she told me she was an FBI agent. How cool is that?!"
"Hear about that guy who was so desperate for accolades that he framed his parking citation?"