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Joke of the Day
"What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name? Broco Lee"
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"Are you a Farmer? Cause you know how to raise a cock!"
"Wish that Facebook had a ""drama of the day"" section to quick reference in my feed."
"Arm wrestling is DEFINITELY the manliest sport where Two dudes hold hands..."
"Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there."
"Thanks for telling me what BOGO means... It means a great deal to me."
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards Because if they fall forward they fall in the boat dumbass."
"Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!"
"The phrase 'lazy asshole' is an oxymoron... Because an asshole gets shit done."
"Sure, your app can send me push notifications. Just give me your home number so I can call you to let you know I got them."