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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for telling me what BOGO means... It means a great deal to me."

"So now that corporations are people... McDonalds just became the first corporation diagnosed with a disease... Aspbergers"

"You can lead a horse to water, but you probably can't do it as well as Sneaky Gary, the serial horse drowner."

"I'm sick of everyone one reddit corecting my spelling."

"Spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love."

"I'm a professional click-baiter. AMA! What I did there....Did you see it?"

"[hits rock bottom] rock bottom : *calls 911 for being assaulted*"

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney."

"What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum? It drives me nuts."

"Say what you want about skiing... ..but the sports going downhill, Fast!"