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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe after all this shit they're still together! Our ass-cheeks really deserve some respect."

"Have you heard , Donald Trump is having a sex change operation ? He is tired of pretending ... now he wants to identify himself as a real man."

"my son is only in 4th grade but he snap chats at a 7th grade level"

"NOT all policemen are strippers."

"What kind of water do you put into a waterbed? Spring water"

"Wife: Are you still tweeting about me being in labor? Me: Now I'm live tweeting ""The Walking Dead."" Wife: Me: Everything isn't about you."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."

"What would ISIS be if George Bush was still president? WASWAS"

"How does Sherlock prefer his tea? Steeped in mystery!"

"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classified section of the newspaper: ""Wife Wanted."" The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""