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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard , Donald Trump is having a sex change operation ? He is tired of pretending ... now he wants to identify himself as a real man."

"Why do comedians hate noble gasses? They give no reaction."

"What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates"

"Sure... when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's ""sexy"" and ""art"" But when I do it I'm ""drunk"" and need to ""get out of Home Depot"""

"Why did the square breakup with the circle? She wasn't edgy enough!"

"Judge ""Why are you divorcing her?"" Me ""She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody."" J ""You get half her stuff."" *air guitar solo*"

"Bill Gates be like: Hi,my name is Bill Gates, Let me teach you how to count: 1, 2, 3, 95, NT, 200, XP, VISTA, 7, 8, 10 Now give me money."

"She told me my analogies didn't make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator."

"Teacher: Johnny, use the words 'defeat"", ""deduct"" and ""detail"" in a sentence. Johnny: Yes ma'am. ""Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail."""

"How do you kill 20 flies? Slap an african in the face"