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Joke of the Day

"Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'? A. You can 't 'weather' a tree but you can 'climate'!"

"You are no longer what you eat. You are now your browser history."

"What's grosser than gross? 2 eels screwing in a bucket of snot."

"What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room? Sushi"

"[work email] Me: Can I meat the new guy? Boss: Meet? Okay, sure... Me: Great! *hides bag of steaks*"

"Hope Rod Stewart knows that Maggie May stopped listening to the song when he sang, ""The morning sun in your face really shows your age."""

"Mufasa didn't die, he just went out for a pack of smokes and a newspaper. - The Lyin' King"

"Why did the Crip cross the road? Cuz."

"my dad told me this one Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table , then a chair"

"Did you hear about the guy with no penis? He just comes out of nowhere."