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Joke of the Day
"What would ISIS be if George Bush was still president? WASWAS"
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"This morning I woke up confused and in the dark. Then it dawned on me."
"I filled my brother's shampoo bottle with olive oil and glitter last night. Have a great day in court, counselor!"
"34 of the A-Team have just launched a valiant rescue mission I heard they were just trying to save Face after their last failure, though."
"Just got real sweaty because I started thinking about a babe in an ankle-length all denim overall dress"
"What do you call a hand job from Stephen Hawking? A stroke of Genius."
"A mugged turtle.. A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, ""I don't know. It all happened so fast."""
"How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster? About Ye big."
"I'm trying to do unto others as I would have done to me, but they're all ""stop thrusting at me, this is a church service; please sit down"""
"I introduced my girlfriend to my family the other day. My wife was so mad."