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"What did the fish say when he ran into the wall. Dam..."
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"Why No 1 likes Apple So there are some people in an electronics store and the computers are just Apple. Then someone farts and its bad,but someone says 2 bad there's no Windows"
"Hey baby are you a unbalanced equation? Because I think I need more of U! Edit 1: Also sorry for the bad grammar in the title sadly I cannot change it..."
"How many dogs does it take to change a tampon? 26"
"I used balloons to propose to a girl I met on the internet... I then saw her face for the first time and had to pop the question."
"my sleep schedule says ""party girl"" but my lifestyle says ""reclusive lunatic"""
"What do you call a fake noodle? ... An ""impasta""!!!!"
"What did the male robot say to the female robot? 1100011010000010001000100101011101111100001011101001101000110011010110100000000110001001101011000001"
"What has 2 legs but doesn't use them? A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)"
"If Hitler made a Microphone company... ...it'd be called ""The Third Mic""."