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Joke of the Day

"So I asked my uncle how he felt about the Ducks this season He replies ""I finally know what it feels like to be a Beaver fan."""

"If you read Twitter backwards it tells the story of humanity slowly getting smarter."

"Watched Avatar again and long story short, can you untie my ponytail from this horse?"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, ""Wow, that's a pretty big word for a eight year old."""

"Reddit, why do people masturbate? I came here to explain."

"I never know the proper handshake to give a black guy wearing a suit."

"Why did the condom fly out of the window? Because it was pissed off."

"A woman once told me to look at the world through her eyes. So I looked out the kitchen window."

"If love didn't hurt, it wouldn't be called love...it would be called tacos."

"If girls have two X chromosomes... Do pornstars have 3 X chromosomes?"