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Joke of the Day

"A chicken and egg are lying in bed after having sex.. .. the chicken says; ""well, that answers that old question""."

"How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic? Because Americans use imperial unit system."

"How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh? Ten Tickles"

"Just found out I'm willing to drive 40mph over the speed limit to prevent a PT Cruiser from passing me."

"What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall? Art."

"My favorite response to someone asking how something works... ""Magic"" even when I do know how it works. Because Lazy"

"Why does it suck to be black and Jewish? You have to sit at the back of the furnace."

"There is a guy at my job who wears a turban... ...I wonder if he has ever called in Sikh to work?"

"A robot nervously gets into a hammock. Stiff as a board and holding on for dear life, he looks to his friend and screams ""TAKE THE PICTURE!"""

"I was going to tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."