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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls"
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"What's the easiest way to get laid? Crawl up a chickens ass and wait."
"[at a bar] me: hey girl are u a wanted criminal girl: no me: oh ok [to a group of cops] shes not here, search the other building"
"In tonight's debate Trump said we can't trust the rebels I'm not surprised; he has always reminded me of Emperor Palpatine."
"What's another name for a dictator? Penis potato"
"Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes."
"I got in touch with my inner self once... Never buying single ply toilet paper again."
"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits until its 12 before it comes on your face"
"My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere."
"What's an 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends!"