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Joke of the Day

"All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'"

"What did Robin Williams suicide note say? ""Sorry guys...I gotta go see about a girl."""

"Sometimes I like to mix things up by going big and then also going home."

"Famous last words of the father, when he killed his Son with a vacuum cleaner Dyson"

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !"

"Q: What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light."

"I saw a man with a several rabbits on his head today... When I inquired as to why he had rabbits on his head, he simply stated ""From a distance they look like hares"""

"what do you call a jamaican proctologist? POKE-MON!"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're all dead"