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Joke of the Day

"Someone literally said this in class Teacher: ""Half the world is a cess pool"" Student: ""The middle east isn't half the world"""

"What political party does Donald Trump belong to? The Whig Party"

"What do you call a religious pediatrician? A pedotrician."

"You may think a squirt of water in the face is the best way to reprimand cats but turns out it works pretty well on people too."

"Q: What did the parent say when the little girl was whining? A: Leave it to peave her."

"If you need your iPhone repaired in Jerusalem, you obviously go to the Genius Bar. There, they don't serve alcohol..., ....but there's plenty of Apple Jews."

"What time of day is it in France right now? Mourning"

"It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and they don't accept your friend request."

"What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!"

"What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."