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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a religious pediatrician? A pedotrician."
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"Why your mother had you Your mother did not get an abortion when she found out she was pregnant with you because she wanted you, but because the abortion cost more then keeping you alive."
"My roommate confronted me yesterday... Do you think I'm a nosy bastard? No! Of course not! Then why did you write that in your diary!"
"Dinner conversation: 10YO: What 6 things would you want on a deserted island? Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously? Why would you drag me into that?"
"Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced ""Wichitay"" or ""Wichitah?"" It's pronounced ""Topeka."""
"a blonde and an african walked into a bar, the african said he did a lot of hardwork to come to the states the blonde agreed!!"
"TIL something incredibly shocking about Germany's former Chancellor... ...he was **literally** Hitler"
"Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk."
"I just passed a beer truck on the highway. ""Wait a minute. I'm named after beer?!!?"" -My 6 yr old son, Miller"
"'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensiveisn't it ?' 'Next!'"