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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a religious pediatrician? A pedotrician."
Next Joke
"parents, please remember to teach your children not to talk to strangers, you know how boring your children are"
"The other day a Swedish man called me a racist and a believer of stereotypes... So Ikea'd his car."
"The ""L"" in Samuel L. Jackson stands for ""Motherfucker""."
"whats a frogs favourite type of shoe... open toaded shoes"
"Him: *down on one knee* Will you marry me? Me: Nah, I'm good, but... (puts up hand up to high five) thanks for asking!"
"The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"
"So, I told a girl ""send boobs""... ...and she sent me a topless of her, 8 years old, at a beach. Girls are really losing it, man. Year-old picture?!"
"How many feminists does is it take to change a lightbulb? None, they have a glass ceiling instead."
"Is she hot?- A guy's reply to any story that starts with ""This girl I know.."""