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Joke of the Day

"What political party does Donald Trump belong to? The Whig Party"

"A good laugh, a great orgasm, and a long sleep are the best cures for most woes... For everything else there's booze."

"The spider in my shower was probably relieved to get washed down the drain after the view of me he got from that angle."

"I didn't have to shower alone today..... Related.......why the hell are there spiders in the winter?"

"Met a hooker who said she'd do anything for $5 So I had her repost a joke for me that's been posted 5,000 times in the past week"

"Dad: When you turn 18, I'm taking you to the strip club. Teen: Of course not dad! Dad: Oh shut up Jessica, it's time for you to start bringing money to the house."

"Teacher: In music if ""f"" means ""forte"" what does ""ff"" mean ? Pupil: Eighty"

"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"I can describe my girlfriend and 9/11 in one word bush"

"A a few States in the south celebrate MLK and Robert E Lee day on the third Monday in January. They are working to separate them."