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Joke of the Day

"Newton's Third Law of Emotion For every male action, there is a female overreaction"

"What does a duck call a tractor? A Quakter"

"A gambler hits the jackpot *What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?* - asks his wife. ""31 black"""

"What did the SMG say to his son when he left for work Bizon"

"Right now, someone is wearing cargo pants and getting away with it. I can't even concentrate on my book."

"How do fish lose weight? They Swim-fast."

"Ever look in the fridge and be disappointed that all there is for supper is leftover pizza and beer? Yeah, me neither..."

"Did you hear about the Polak who won a Gold medal in the Olympics? He was so proud he took it home and had it bronzed."

"Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far."""

"A chronic masturbator walks into a bar ""Oh hi Henry"", said the bartender, ""I've already poured your pint; I saw you coming from a mile away."""