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Joke of the Day
"Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far."""
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"Kinda creepy that Noah could tell the difference between the male and female versions of EVERYTHING"
"Why did the Romans build straight roads? So Indians couldn't build corner shops."
"Whats brown and rhymes with ""Snoop""? Dr. Dre"
"Roses are Red, Violets are blue... ""Gorilla shot at Cincinnati Zoo."""
"Obama is in a sinking ship. Who gets saved? America"
"I thought getting a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby"
"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children."
"Some people call me space cowboy. Some call me gangster of love. This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames."
"Arabs have invented a time machine It's called Islam. It takes any civilization back to the 7th century."