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Joke of the Day

"What does a duck call a tractor? A Quakter"

"What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !"

"Russian history in 5 words: ""And then things got worse."""

"Maybe don't name your musical ""Rent"" if you don't even have songs that discuss real estate or leasing procedures. 0/10, very disappointing."

"Coolest part of a space ship is the RADiator."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?"

"What to hear a joke? Women's Sports."

"Actor Jim Carrey vehemently denounced California's new vaccination requirement for all school-age children because it would render them immune to the childhood disease of being a fan of Jim Carrey."

"Bae: Come over. Romeo: Can't. You're a Capulet, I'm a Montague. Bae: Deny thy father and refuse thy name; come over. Romeo: Also, you're 13."

"Three words are having an argument... Had, Made, and Did were having a very heated argument. They became more and more agitated as the argument went on. It was beyond tense... It was past tense."