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Joke of the Day
"What did the SMG say to his son when he left for work Bizon"
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"Did you know? On average, people are pretty mean."
"If time is money are ATM's time machines?"
"What is a cannibal's favourite treat? A kid kat. (My 9 year old son made this up.)"
"I don't watch basketball... If I wanted to see a load of black guys scoring every minute, I'd go to your mother's house."
"They say when a man meets the right woman, he is complete. When a man meets the wrong woman is finished. When the right woman meets the wrong woman with the man, he is completely finished."
"""As one door closes, another one opens,"" he said. ""That's all well and good,"" I said, ""But until you fix it, I'm not buying the car."""
"A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say farmer. Is that bull safe? Well he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
"If God is all seeing Does that mean he can see John Cena?"
"*finally detangles ear buds *plane lands"