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Joke of the Day
"LPT: Converting your dishwasher into a snow blower! Give the bitch a shovel!"
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"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic? Hasta last vista, baby."
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"how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia? when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day"
"So I bought a pedometer the other day... I think it's broken. The display keeps reading ""TOO OLD""."
"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... ...fucking livid..."
"Success is like pregnancy... Everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."
"Dear Coworker, If I'm nodding my head & smiling at everything you've said, this means I'm fantasizing about getting banged by David Beckham."
"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger."
"Why do women love Jordan Spieth? Because he came second."