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Joke of the Day

"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."

"Do you know the story of a penguin that breathed with his ass? It sat down and died."

"[Spelling bee] Your word is Monogamous. M-O-N-O-T-O-N-O-U-S *2 Judges stare at each other* 1st judge *nods* 2nd judge: ""We'll allow it"""

"Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday."

"Q: What do you call a monster snake that works for the government? A: A civil serpent."

"Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet."

"*A conversation between two Wannabe Terrorists * T1: Oi mate, check out this bomb. I got it for a very cheap price!! T2: It's a fake man. T1: Fake? C4 yourself man. *explosion*"

"What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip? A collieflower"

"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."

"How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence? Liver alone, cheese mine!"