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Joke of the Day
"I don't always roll a joint... But when I do, it's my ankle."
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"I swear I change my mind about this election every time I open up facebook. My high school friends are political geniuses!"
"Q: What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts? A: Your ghostliness."
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"What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common? Their balls are for decoration only."
"I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying."
"He died doing what he loved...failing to read my mind."
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