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Joke of the Day

"Is bb-8 hungry? No, BB-8."

"Doctor, doctor, what can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar... I find that very hard to believe!"

"Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!"

"Yo girl, you must be a butterfly 'Cuz I feel like I wanna mount you."

"Used lettuce for my burger bun tonight. I've never been more prepared to become your most hated Facebook friend."

"Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics? LeBronze James"

"When I get my paycheck I turn into Gollum from 'The Lord of the Rings'."

"""What should we call the big finger?"" ""'Thumb' seems as good as any."" ""Impressive. What about this smallest one?"" ""PINKY!"" ""............."""

"I accidentally stabbed myself with a pen It drew blood."

"A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says ""get out!"""