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Joke of the Day

"Probably the hardest part about being a dj is when you get into a fight and you gotta hold your headphones up to your ear with one shoulder."

"So, a snake walks into a bar.... And the bartender asks in surprise ""how'd you do that?!"""

"Skunks Roses are red. Violets are blue. If skunks had a college They'd call it P.U."

"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece help?"

"What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish? Czar-dines!"

"I ordered the kit ""Make your wife beautiful"" And they sent me two bottles of Jagermeister."

"Who was the first carpenter ever? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."

"""Ways you would tell your mother you secretly have the hots for her."" -Family Freud"

"Why did my grandmother knit a sweater for the pepper. I mentioned it was a little chili."

"What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school? No idea man, im just flying the drone."