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Joke of the Day

"Probably the hardest part about being a dj is when you get into a fight and you gotta hold your headphones up to your ear with one shoulder."

"My friend said I'm racist. But I'm not racist, I have one black friend."

"Why did the frog die? It kermit suicide."

"When I get heavier, I am actually easier to pick up. What am I? A woman"

"Yay! The Democrats won the World Series!"

"My favorite sushi bar is the one where you can yell ""ARF, ARF"" like a seal and the chef throws raw fish in your mouth"

"The cranberries used to write songs that would get stuck in your head, in your heeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"

"Whats does Copy pasta taste like? The same"

"How do you make a hormone? Just don't pay her"

"It's impossible to have an *ok* time on a trampoline. It's either the most fun you've ever had or you go to the hospital."