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Joke of the Day

"Skunks Roses are red. Violets are blue. If skunks had a college They'd call it P.U."

"That awkward moment when you realize you were born roughly nine months after 4/20."

"Texans can't comprehend vegans. We just think their barbeque grills are broken."

"I had sex with a Chinese girl. It was great... But I was horny again an hour later."

"How did one dinosaur insult the other? Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star."

"what has 2 legs in the morning and 3 in the afternoon? I have no idea but it's in my basement please send help."

"I have this bad habit of projecting. I believe everyone pretty much thinks the same way I do. But I'm sure everyone does that."

"Guitar players are actually quite a religious bunch... They've all found Gsus at some point."

"I recently got so excited shopping online... I accidentally shipped my pants."

"How do you tell if someone has an std? Oh shit wrong sub-reddit."