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Joke of the Day

"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece help?"

"Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven."

"Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky."

"Jesus christ, guys! Can we stop arguing about politics for ONE second and change subject to something more lighthearted? So what are your guys' thoughts on abortion?"

"There is no doubt in my mind, I would trade my ovaries for another liver."

"I don't have enough milk for my Cocoa Puffs. Buddha was right. Life is suffering."

"I hate it when I make a typo in my post title and I can't chnage it."

"Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party."

"How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD? Send them to a concentration camp!"

"Have you ever read the serial number on a condom before? No? You have to unroll it 2 more inches!"