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Joke of the Day
"I ordered the kit ""Make your wife beautiful"" And they sent me two bottles of Jagermeister."
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"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."
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"Satan had a busy Christmas... He got a lot of letters from dyslexia kids"
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