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Joke of the Day

"What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish? Czar-dines!"

"I heard a joke about the swiss the other day But the punch line was too cheesy to repeat."

"Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!"

"My therapist says I should stop breaking into his house to tell him all my problems ... and also that he's not a therapist ."

"Chuck Norris farted once. He did this in the Sahara Rain Forest."

"What does a North Korean ricochet sound like? PYONG! YANG!"

"I wouldn't say I ""missed"" your call."

"A truck containing 10,000 unborn fetuses ran off a cliff. Luckily, nobody was injured."

"It only took three beers before I could tell my kid her Barbie Dream House is in foreclosure. She's such a lightweight."

"Aerosmith According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady."