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Joke of the Day
"Who was the first carpenter ever? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."
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"How many Mexicans does it take to fit a lightbulb Juan"
"If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make? The first airplane."
"Old people that say tattoos are a waste of money: You have entire cabinets dedicated to plates that no one is allowed to use."
"What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's? To get to the other side"
"No one knows what the singer Sia looks like... Hopefully we will Sia Later."
"Do people lifting with their knees and backs know about using their hands?"
"Idea: Breathalyzer tests at the airport, to make sure you're drunk enough"
"I've finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil EDIT: Thanks for front page"
"Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween? He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused."