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Joke of the Day

"People as ticklish as me shouldn't get pedicures. I've kicked this Asian in the face twice already."

"What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW? ... I don't have a new BMW in my garage."

"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta way"

"Pickpocketing rates are so high in Barcelona, after browsing Street View my PayPal account got emptied."

"Did you hear about the guy... [nsfw?] Did you hear about the guy with three penises? His pants fit him like a glove."

"so I saw an ad on ebay about a book on how to scam on ebay so i bought it.. It still hasn't arrived."

"What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events? A topical rainforest."

"Anger. It's all the rage. ."

"I got a 2nd job..It's not official..I dress like a host at T.G.I.Fridays, then I pick up credit cards & say ""Be right back""..I don't go back"

"I like my woman like I like my coffe With no pubic hair."