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Joke of the Day

"Wal-Mart Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east? A: Because there are too many Targets"

"ME: i'm nervous WIFE: don't be. just be confident [later] BOSS: so do you think you'd be right for the job ME: *confidently* no"

"\What is the leading cause for pedophelia? Sexy kids."

"what currency does the sun use? starbucks"

"[pet store] Um hi can I have 4 turtles & 1 rat Clerk: hah trying to make ur own ninja turtles dude Me:*hiding miniature sai and katana* n no"

"Why does the New York Times hire Jews? So they can put out a paper on December 26th."

"Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing? Because they're Master Baiters."

"A Stormtrooper went golfing today He's still on the first hole."

"Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose."

"I want to China town today I saw a lot of wangs."