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Joke of the Day
"Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops? It's counterproductive"
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"What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti? A Pastatute"
"David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter."
"I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking."
"What's 20 foot long, screams like a banshee and has no pubes? The front row of a One Direction concert."
"My friend had a dog... My friend had a dog that could only bark below 100hz. It was a sub woofer"
"Aliens scoop me up & put me in a big glass jar w holes poked in the lid. They scatter Pringles inside to simulate my natural environment."
"Whats the diff between EROTIC and KINKY? EROTIC is when you use a feather. KINKY is when you use the whole chicken."
"I was driving through a woodland area the other day and accidentally hit a stag It really spoiled the wedding"
"Why do Italian men wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."