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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose."

"Why are life long overweight people funny? Growing up they hear the best jokes."

"I went in to a pet shop and said, Can I buy a goldfish? The guy said, Do you want an aquarium? I said, I dont care what star sign it is."

"Why hasn't Donald Trump ever finished a novel? Because he always gets stuck in Chapter 11."

"How do you know when an Australian prisoner is raping another prisoner? When they're in an inmate mate"

"Beware of Lawyers 7 ""Are!you!a!lawyer?"" ""Yes."" ""How!much!do!you!charge?"" ""A!hundred!dollars!for!four!questions."" ""Isn't!that!awfully!expensive?"" ""Yes.!What!is!your!fourth!question?"""

"What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? a-CAW!"

"Isn't Megan Fox a little old to be hanging out with the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles?"

"Stop leaving the freezer door open! This is why we can't have ice things."

"My car and I have one thing in common... ...we're both broke as hell."