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Joke of the Day
"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken."
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"When they say, ""life is like a box of chocolates"", what they really mean is, ""life is like a box of shit disguised as chocolates""."
"How to avoid clickbait? clearly, you wouldn't know..."
"If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong."
"Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest? Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area."
"[Voice from police helicopter] PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! *raises hands* *takes flattering selfie in helicopter spotlight* *uploads new avi*"
"""Benjamin Button"" *""Benjamin who?""* ""Benjamin"" *""Who's there""* ""Knock knock"""
"This bum said everyone who gives him $10 gets a ""special"" surprise in the alley. My gut says no......but my heart says its a puppy!"
"So an electric pole fell on my head today I couldn't believe it cause it was so shocking"
"Your momma is so fat That when she dies, the moon will finally be able to break orbit"