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Joke of the Day

"How to avoid clickbait? clearly, you wouldn't know..."

"I just touched a person with down syndrome. Then I shouted; ""touchdown!"""

"The Pope took mass in a false mustache recently. It was a blessing in disguise."

"Which of the American forces is the most patriotic? The Air Force, because its US AF."

"Beware of girls like Princess Peach. She seems cool at first but she ends up in some other dude's castle far too often to be a coincidence."

"wife: im sick of him jeopardizing our marriage therapist: how do you respond to that kyle? me: ill take susan is being a huge baby for $600"

"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."

"What does a Mexican Morpheus say? Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door..."

"Any time I wonder if God exists, I think of women & I know he does. Coincidentally, this is also what I do when I wonder if the devil exists."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"