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Joke of the Day

"Your momma is so fat That when she dies, the moon will finally be able to break orbit"

"All the world is a stage, and the only seats I can afford are obstructed view."

"I was going to tell a Mexican joke... but that's just crossing the border"

"How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad? [deleted]"

"What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat? Kix"

"Old high school classmate: Really? You're about to have your 4th child? Me: Are you surprised I like kids? Him: I'm surprised you had sex."

"Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"Library Asked librarian for book on suicide. Said no one returns them."

"How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight? He picked up his hammer and saw."

"A girl told me she liked teasing So we went into the bedroom and I told her that she had a weird, misshapen nose and she suddenly started crying. Women and their mixed messages."