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Joke of the Day
"If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong."
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"2 fish in a tank One turns to the other and says ""you know how to drive this thing?"""
"I firmly believe in taking care of one's body... That's why I protect mine in a thick layer of fat."
"Don't brag about anything you achieved before 1980. There were billions less people. It was way easier."
"Did you hear about the guy who has a fetish for cashews? He's fucking nuts."
"The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!"
"""Oh, don't use that picture of me, honey. Please, I look so old in that one. You must have a better picture."" -Whistler's Mother"
"""You knew what you were getting into, Charlene"" ""Jim your addiction to long walks on the beach is destroying our marriage"" ""YOU READ MY BIO"""
"A barber applied for a scholarship at the barber's academy He didn't make the cut"