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Joke of the Day
"If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong."
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"My erection lasted for more than 4 hours. I called my doctor, but he didn't seem too impressed, so I showed it to some people at the mall."
"What would you call a democrat and republican coming together as one in the bible? A Bernie Bush"
"Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard"
"Me: ""I want to go on a diet."" Food: ""LOL no."""
"Why did the mathematician get pulled over? for drinking and deriving"
"What did Donald Trump said to Obama's supporter? Orange Is The New Black"
"Who says you can't make someone love you? I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ."
"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."
"They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn't mean to eat it. I don't want to be a bug."