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Joke of the Day

"How to win the war on drugs... 1) legalize all drugs. 2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service."

"Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful."

"I went to a Black Supremacy party last night, and I have to say it really wasn't all that bad. It was definitely cracka lackin'."

"Does size matter? Some women say size doesn't matter. Some even say that they prefer smaller ones. I think that they're just shallow."

"Taco Bell manager: I'm sorry, you didn't get the job. It's your drug test Me: so you mean... Manager: yes, you passed. Get high & re-apply"

"On my tax form I checked the single box but added ""and looking""."

"I was driving around in my tricycle all day I worked it so hard, it lost a wheel. The tricycle is two tired now."

"What makes for a good first date? NOT MOVIES"

"Why do people say ""Be there or be square""? Because if you're not there, then you're not around."

"How do you make a patty melt? Give Marcie a strap-on."