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Joke of the Day

"When they say, ""life is like a box of chocolates"", what they really mean is, ""life is like a box of shit disguised as chocolates""."

"[NSFW] [NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."

"[HIGHLY OFFENSIVE] TRANSGENDER MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE"

"Dear Tech Support, I twied to puth my tongue in tha USthB port again. Canth you helpf?"

"I decided to show off my six pack on Tinder. Budweiser is not getting me any dates."

"What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer"

"What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes? A corn snake"

"Knock knock Who's there? Probably a murderer because it's 2015 and a normal human being would just text ""here"""

"I went to the Zoo today. I was a bit disappointed, however, as when I arrived I found there was only one dog at the Zoo. It was a Shih Tzu."

"What does BMW mean Some say Bitch Moan Wine others say Black mans Willy Post what you think"