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Joke of the Day

"When they say, ""life is like a box of chocolates"", what they really mean is, ""life is like a box of shit disguised as chocolates""."

"Somehow,, We've got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under."

"I fear one day my gf will figure out every romantic thing I say to her is a line from Brokeback Mountain."

"I don't like to go to funerals I'm just not a mourning person."

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger"

"What was the name of the most famous stripper in Ancient Greece? Socra-tease"

"Fact: 9/10 people enjoy date rape"

"When my mum was in labour.... When my mum was in labour, my head got stuck in her fanny and the midwife had to pull me out. That's how excited I was to see my little brother."

"Where was Bill Clinton during his presidency? He was right between the Bushes."

"Did you hear about the horror movie set in a campground? It was in tents."