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Joke of the Day

"Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ? Alceste to meet him later !"

"Two blondes walk into a bar You would think one of them would have seen it."

"[job interview] ""What's your.."" *interrupts* -My greatest strength is my work ethic ""Well played. Welcome to the psychic friends network"""

"News: Video of black Baltimore mother beating her rioting son goes viral. She beat him so hard the police gave her a job application."

"What's a tents favorite kind of meat? Stakes"

"Found in the comments to the picture of a nice looking girl He: ""Could you please send me one of your pubes for me to clone?"" She: ""You know how to clone people?"" He: ""People?! God no! Just pubes."""

"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"

"I was telling this chick how I almost died during childbirth and she asked me when I'm having another one. I SAID I ALMOST DIED, CRAZY LADY."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the Freezer"