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"Reddit Starts with an R and, Ends whit an E. right?"
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"I like when websites ask ""HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US?"" Haha paranoid much?"
"Why are proteins so bad at poker? They always fold."
"If my co-worker says ValenTIMES one more time, I'ma need one of you to make good on the ""I'll help you hide a body"" promise."
"We heard that the building was being attacked by a giant fly... ... So we called the SWAT team."
"I have a big butt and I can not lie."
"I'll be buying me some more condoms after this New Years Eve! My old ones expire."
"Where do mathematicians go to gamble? Sine city"
"ME: ""Trick or bear?"" NEIGHBOR: ""Bear?"" ME: ""HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR!"" [distant roar and sounds of clanking chains]"
"We're not lost We're on Lo St"