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Joke of the Day

"What do sex and air have in common? Neither one is a very big deal, unless you're not getting any."

"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand"

"How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it's from."

"Can we all agree the biggest balls belong to the first person to set up a tip jar at Starbucks?"

"""You must be out yo damn mind"" = your behavior is very unorthodox and very contradictory towards my wishes"

"I told a joke to my Jewish friends about kosher food, but they didn't like it at all... they said it was too ham-fisted."

"The scariest part of the show ""I didn't know I was pregnant"" is that there are enough of these women to sustain an entire series."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me but I just forgot the joke !"

"Maybe Hitler did nothing wrong... Maybe he was reich."

"DRUGSTEP: christian parents worried about teenage son ""have you been smoking dubstep?"" ""mom what??"" ""DON'T LIE TO ME WHERE'S THE SKRILLEX"""