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Joke of the Day
"What did the horse say when he regained his vision? Merci."
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"Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs? Watts the difference!"
"Your words of wisdom make me want to seek the tranquility and comfort of a mental institution."
"WIFE [in labour] GOD MAKE IT STOP MIDWIFE: The baby's WIFE: NO, THE NOISE ME [stops playing pan pipes] Is the nurse being too loud, love?"
"Movie Trivia: Cloverfield was just Khloe Kardashian on a shopping trip in New York"
"Irishman applies for a job at a Blacksmiths. The Blacksmith asks ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" The Irish man replies, ""No, but I once told a Donkey to fuck off."""
"What was the top item on Hitler's grocery list? Concentrated Juice."
"Where do atheists donate their money? Non Prophet Organizations"
"A man walks into a bar.... and says ouch!"
"Set my phone to change K to Okay!! so I don't look rude. Now it looks like I'm all excited about stupid shit, and I'm Okay!! with that."