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Joke of the Day

"""Mommy, Mommy - I hate walking around in circles!"" ""Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor..."""

"Your're a redneck if..."

"So it looks like Donald Trump does have a big dick, Especially when he holds it with those tiny hands."

"Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results"

"My friend Oscar met Leonardo DiCaprio and told him a joke. He didn't get it."

"Why was the tree in prison because it committed treeson"

"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "

"[Excavation for dino bones] DIGGER: Sir, we found something BIG! DOG PALEONTOLOGIST: *tail wags* Ok go for break [salivating] I'll finish up"

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent."

"I'm split on the topic of abortion.... On one hand I don't want to give women rights. But on the other hand I love killing babies."