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Joke of the Day
"How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !"
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"Results are in: a lot of people took the ""never change"" yearbook inscription way too seriously."
"*job interview HR: Can you name one of your strengths? Me: Sure. I'll call it Giselle."
"[knocking at the door] VOICE OUTSIDE: Open up this is the fashion police! ME: [furiously flushing bandanas down the toilet] JUST A SECOND"
"Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it."
"Wanna hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism Credit: http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless"
"If I'm ever captured as a spy, all they'd have to do to get me to talk is put my house slipper on the wrong foot."
"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? 'Cause the grass tickles their balls when they run"
"The wife asked her husband to get rid of his boner He tried, but it was too difficult."
"What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate"