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Joke of the Day

"What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies? ya'll watch this!"

"What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're deep in shit."

"Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag of marijuana recently: ""It's a good thing I had a bag of marijuana. If it had been a bag of spinach, I'd be dead by now."""

"This one time, a guy duped me... ... but the joke was on him because then he had to deal with two of me."

"Never date an Olympic Athelete They're all gold diggers"

"Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP"

"How do you call playing games while it snows heavily? Blizzard Entertainment."

"...People put the punch line in the title Don't you hate it when..."

"Apparently ""cheesecake & tacos"" wasn't the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are."

"If the stick figure people started committing more crimes... I could be a legendary sketch artist for the FBI."