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Joke of the Day

"[Cannibal Restaurant] Waiter: Need anything else? Cannibal: No, I'm stuffed. I can't even finish this. Could I get a body bag?"

"If you're wearing Superman undies, but she's a Batman kinda girl, you might as well put your clothes back on."

"My penis is referred to by the female market as... The sperm whale"

"What game do lesbians like to play? Clash of Clams"

"Admit it, no one really knows how to use the memory function on a calculator. We're all just too embarrassed to ask now."

"What presidential candidate currently has a beard? Hillary Clinton."

"Kids, you can grow up and be whoever you want ........ it's called identity theft."

"Oh, so you don't know how bright this flashlight is? Let me enlighten you."

"What starts with ""E"" and has only one letter in it? Envelope!"

"What's green slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."