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Joke of the Day
"What game do lesbians like to play? Clash of Clams"
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"My hope for you is that you someday find the end of your sentence"
"People often ask me if weed hurts memory I'd tell them but i don't remember."
"McDonald's serves up 1 billion ""abortions on toast"" They've sold 1 billion of [these](http://i.imgur.com/d9CDgON.jpg)...the egg-mcmuffin"
"Can't wait for the first bad thing to happen in 2017 so I can post ""what is this, 2016?"" Ha! Today an on duty seeing eye dog growled at me."
"A naked woman robbed a bank... No one could remember her face."
"Towels are a scam... think about it - a towel is only a towel, but anything that's like pants or a sheet or whatever is also a towel"
"What do you call a mexican drowning in mayonise Sin-co-dye-mayo"
"I bought a muzzle for my pet duck.... Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill."
"So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of shrink wrap... The doctor looks up and says; ""I can clearly see your nuts."""